The Fiery Cock

The sexual act of dipping the penis into Sirarcha sauce then receiving a blowjob while getting fingered in the ass. As your receiving the blowjob, flap your arms and make rooster noises.

"Dude, I heard a weird rooster noise coming from your room last night. What was going on in there?"

"Ahh nothing we just did The Fiery Cock"

by 24arod24 September 29, 2011

cock canyon

the canyon between two large boobs that a super hard cock can slide back and forth inwow,

Wow, that woman has a perfect cock canyon!

by secret mistress September 30, 2016

grandfather cock

When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.

Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH

by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019

cock hustler

One who hustles cock. A female, or a gay male, who just can't get enough cock, through whatever means available, in whatever hole is available.

Rob from the Melting Pot is such a cock hustler, that he loses cocks in his own ass. And his mom's a whore.

by Anonymous1013 January 28, 2006

Cock Sneeze

Often mistaken for cocksneeze, a Cock Sneeze is the exact moment of ejaculation at which you lose all control of bodily functions for a split second, hence the sneezing sensation

John- "Man the best part of jacking off is definitely when my cock sneezes."

Adam- "What's wrong with you?"

by Tikkito November 5, 2009

Cock Brand

A Cock brand, sometimes refered to as Cock Logo is a tattoo, most commonly of tribal design, appearing on the backs and shoulders of Cocks, douches, and other social retards and serve as a good mark of who to avoid in the bar.

Person1: Dude I'm gonna get a tattoo!
Friend: Cool what kind?
P1: A tribal right here on my shoulder! it'll be awesome
F: No it'll be a cock brand and you'll look like a douche!

by Dr. Ars Egravy March 15, 2010

Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.

Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.

by J Chasky July 25, 2006