Boner Headache

A metaphor for a throbbing headache, which gets its name by comparing a headache to a throbbing boner.
Whoa dude, I woke up with a boner headache this morning. My head is killing me.
by xJohnn August 08, 2011
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Boner champ

one who is a champion of getting boners, or this phrase can be alternatively used as a term of endearment
i.e. i
Guy 1: fucked a snowman and didnt lose wood!
Guy 2: did you bust?
Guy 1: hell yea all over up inside that snowmans bunghoe
Guy 2: wow bro youre a total boner champ

I.e. 2
Guy 1: hey man sorry i cant come out tonight i got grounded for putting a cactus in my uncle billys mailbox

Guy 2: its ok dont worry about it you litttle boner champ
by big but toucher December 12, 2016
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Boner Jam

Any song that induces intoxication and the opportunity to dance like an asshole with a member of the opposite sex.
by Mel Balls November 06, 2007
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Boner narcolepsy

When you pretend to be asleep because you don't want your roommate to think you are checking out his raging boner.
Pretending to be asleep (lapsing into classic Boner Narcolepsy) , I kept my eyes closed and lay perfectly still while Stephano pranced about our dorm room with a massive boner.
by Mr. Stockcar May 25, 2016
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Boner Island

1) In the popular television show Lost, the audience discovered during season 3 that everyone has been having sex on the island. This prompted the title of Boner Island for the island on which the show takes place.
2) In Mario Party 8 for the Wii, when a player lands on a golden space, they will be transported to a secret location filled with a bunch of free coins and a free star at the end. This secret, magical, and sometimes mysterious location was given the title of Boner Island for these reasons. Derived from the Boner Island on Lost.
1) -Did you watch Lost yesterday?
-Yeah, they should call that place Boner Island.

2) -Yes! I landed on the gold space. Off to Boner Island.
by Live Texas Boatshow February 12, 2008
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Boner Toner

Phrase used to describe the use of semen as printer ink.
This printer is so horrible I would rather spend money on boner toner than that expensive ink crap!
by LedZeppelin1419 October 12, 2010
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Boner Killer

When your boner is pretty much killed. Can happen is a lot of ways, some girls are pro also kown as a BK
Holly- "I'm going home"
Matt- "WHAT A FUCKING BK (boner killer)! Wel, have fun flicking your bean bitch"
by jermy September 21, 2006
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