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Asshole

something like: „Hey! U r my asshole, piece of shit man!
by stillbr0keplss0mec0ke October 13, 2021
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Asshole

asshole is a term for someone who acts like a jerk. there are two types of assholes:
1) the type to act like a common asshole
2) the type who is just something else but still acts like an asshole (like humans were monkeys)
rando person: bro kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: kevin is just a different breed
rando person: kevin is just a different species of asshole 🙄
by anonymous October 13, 2021
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Asshole

~a person who acts like a jerk~
first rando person: bro Kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: Kevin is just Kevin

first rando person: Kevin is a different breed of Kevin. he evolved from the monkey type of asshole- he’s like the human descendant of asshole 🙄
by Lucy.anime October 13, 2021
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Machine Gun Asshole

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
by Swift67 October 13, 2021
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Asshole

Asshole: Trump should have won instead of Biden
by Lovergrl12345 July 13, 2021
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scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
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Assholes

It explains what you all are ;)
My mom: kids are such assholes
Me: *in head* you are to :>
by Build a Bitch <3 July 17, 2021
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