spider-man is a 15-16 year old boy who got spooderified by being bitten by a genetically modified spider
his irl nam is peter parker.
heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates:
peter: mister stark i dont feel so good
peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!
his irl nam is peter parker.
heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates:
peter: mister stark i dont feel so good
peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!
by infinity war crushed my soul June 7, 2018
Get the spider-man mug.The kind of guy who appears to be male yet over-reacts to the slightest of relationship problems. Often cries or complains about girlfriends being deceitful for no reason. Generally manipulative emotionally. Tend to gossip. Will often shift emotions sporadically to place blame for a fathomed problem on their partner. Be very wary of the woman-man for he is often hard to spot until it is too late.
"OMG! He WON'T stop crying! I didn't even do anything!"
"Well, what did you expect?! He's a woman-man!"
"That guy is really cute!"
"Yeah, but be careful, ____ dated him and said he's a real woman-man."
"Well, what did you expect?! He's a woman-man!"
"That guy is really cute!"
"Yeah, but be careful, ____ dated him and said he's a real woman-man."
by Ex-Victim January 17, 2010
Get the Woman-Man mug."Your dad has building wooden "hamster cage" in the garage for the last two weeks. I think his Ironman is too potent."
"My dad's been watching frog week on the discovery channel for the past six days; he must've gotten a new shipment of Iron-man"
"My dad's been watching frog week on the discovery channel for the past six days; he must've gotten a new shipment of Iron-man"
by "Pat the baker" January 21, 2008
Get the iron-man mug.A sexually active, promiscuous, younger man who often wears alot of flashy jewelery, has greased down, or spiked up hair and keeps a 'chicktionary'. He is well known at most health clinics and may have an STD named after him in his honour. He knows many girls but will often mix up or forget thier names. He will commonly have one or more illegitimate children (though not always, especially in the amateur stage) and his relation with other men is often strained, due to past encounters with girlfriends or wives.
"He slept with your girlfriend's best friend and her sister, and her cousin at the same party! What a man whore!"
by J-e-n-n October 16, 2005
Get the man whore mug.a man who can deal with situations that stack up against him
and can still keep his cool and deal with them. someone who does not go out lookin for trouble but when comes to him he will do watever it takes he will also protect others who are not capable of defending themselves
and can still keep his cool and deal with them. someone who does not go out lookin for trouble but when comes to him he will do watever it takes he will also protect others who are not capable of defending themselves
by steve ward January 16, 2008
Get the hard man mug.1: A turd of remarkable girth and length. Usually emotes the bearer to a sense of elevated pride and pathos towards his fellow man. The specimen is one worthy of at least a second look and brief ponderence. Because of its' rarity, another natural consideration is to share its' marvel with a significant other prior to flushing. 2: A turd of mythical proportions.
Jen quizzically entered with coat hanger in hand while Tom stood bewildered by his magnificent man-shit challenging him to flush the toilet.
by gv willi December 28, 2005
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