pass the choclate milk

the 2018 version of spill the tea. originated on the office supply instagram @jordanxfuerst with a meme.

pass the choclate milk about John and Amy's date last night.

by hahahehe:) February 15, 2018

Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 07, 2016

Hillbilly Juicy milk

when you take hillbilly chocolate milk and add fruit juice to it

Hey can I have so Hillbilly Juicy milk

by FoxHart221 March 09, 2022

Lay some milk on it.

To exaggerate or hype something up.

Man, I don't believe any Ray Ray's stories, he always trying to lay some milk on it.

by Slave of MadBur January 11, 2017

milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 09, 2017

Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022

milk filled pillow

Titties that are good enough to be used as a pillow.

“Hey babe lemme lay my head on that milk filled pillow”.

“Come stick that cock between my milk filled pillows!”

by FuxkinShitUp July 27, 2021