lick cunt

When you are eating a female out but you only focus on the clit with your tongue

I'm about to lick cunt my girlfriend

by ThatOneFreak October 12, 2015

Cunt Muffler

A person's single redeeming quality that distracts from the fact they are a grade A douche fag.

"It took me a while to realise the only reason I like her was because she had a Cunt Muffling set of tits"

"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"

by Spankie, EarlyDays March 27, 2015

Cunt punt

Similar to sack tapping, anyone with a vagina who is kicked in the vagina.

"Hey Sarah. Cunt punt!"

by Lecreator April 22, 2015

cunt cotton

n. A more vulgar term referring to a tampon, or in some cases, a manpon.

Go put your cunt cotton in and quit bitching whore!

by SYKO 120 July 7, 2011

polish cunt

A love filled fwendship between a polish kid and fadnams

what a polish cunt

by fadnams November 22, 2019

Lovely Cunts

A group of work colleagues who often have lunch together, but also have a private WhatsApp group discussing the goings on in the work place or other places. A diverse set of people who have different backgrounds and morals, often leading to conversations drawing a divide in the group, by 2/3 members and the rest.

Those fucking Lovely Cunts are at it again, what are they discussing and why are they so Clicky...

by Stanners Lover September 22, 2018

cunt scrambled

When eggs are poured inside of a woman's vagina where they are held there for a various period of time to scramble before being excreted onto a plate or slice of toast. A popular breakfast dish amongst horny older men

Customer: just some eggs on toast plz
Waitress: how would you like your eggs cooked?
Customer: cunt scrambled please

by so potato September 30, 2014