during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it
by safasgaga May 13, 2024
Get the Fuck your girlfriend maymug. Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018
Get the Fake Fuck Festmug. This is how close you are to snapping. But it can be used in virtually any way, so there's multiple possibilities. Don't forget to show everyone how close you are after using it.
Brittney: Oh my gooooosh, I'm this fucking close to throwing hands with that bitch!!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!
Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
Jessica: I totally know what you mean, I'm this fucking close to kissing Bryan!!
Greg: Hey bro, I'm this fucking close to being at your house.
James: That's cool bro, I'm this fucking close to finishing this game!
by MeepMoopPeepPoop December 2, 2020
Get the This fucking closemug. The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿
by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022
Get the fuck your shampoomug. by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023
Get the shut the fuck upmug. A rather aggressive session of intercourse; including slaps, bites and the occasional rib tickler or donkey punch. The victim will be satisfied, but bruised! Number of participants can vary
by Grimeburg April 18, 2018
Get the beat n' fuckmug. by Oofy Oofer January 28, 2019
Get the YEETUS THAT FUCKING FETUSmug.