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Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.
“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”
by geekqueen June 2, 2024
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Fuck ur gf

On June 3rd is national fuck your girlfriend
by Keefer the queefer June 2, 2024
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Fuck Fred

A phrase originating from graffiti in the bathrooms of a bar owned by a notoriously nitpicky and narcissistic proprietor named Fred. Known for his deceitful behavior and irritating attention to trivial details, Fred's reputation led to the widespread use of this phrase as an expression of disdain. It has since spread to other bars and restaurants throughout the city, becoming a local symbol of frustration and rebellion against overbearing and dishonest authority figures.
Example:
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."
by Duck Fred June 3, 2024
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Skibidi fuck

When you shit in the toilet then grab it and use it to jack off
Braden: I ran out of lotion, so i had to do a skibidi fuck
Dalton: Without me??
by Viridianhero June 3, 2024
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so fucking fine

The proper way to describe a member of straykids
"Have you seen stray kids?"
"No what do they look like?"
"So fucking fine its crazy!"
by Kikiskz June 4, 2024
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Fuck your kids

Let it go or I'm going to make you explain to another pair of parents why THEIR KID had to pay the price for you forgetting what you are.
Hym "Fuck your kids, bitch. Right in the face. Your kids are shit. You are shit. I was going to post a link to the fbi missing kids list but it won't let me copy paste. So, go google it and see for yourself what happens when..."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2024
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Fucking loser

People who are insanely sexy. If you are called a fucking loser, you are insanely sexy.
"Look over there, that person is insanely sexy. They must be a fucking loser."
by anonperson380 June 6, 2024
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