Yo Momma

Very super stupid jokes that are created and managed by the idiots of the world.

Man: You mama so stupid...
Girl: LIKE YOU?
Man: No...Yo Momma jokes are great

by theweirddefinitons October 8, 2017

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boi shut yo sensitive ass up

A meme originating from a youtube comment.It is displayed with a meme (or stupid)Video above and the sentences below are comments

Person1:This Video is so powerful,im in tears
Person2:boi shut yo sensitive ass up

Person2:nevermind I just cried

by Meganiggafaggot October 24, 2017

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let me slide in yo imbox

to let someone text you

somebody let me slide in yo imbox

by endyyessssssssssssss April 14, 2017

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Yo

What up

Yo, what up

by Jr the kid May 7, 2017

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yo mama

Words to say to an insulter after his/her has insulted you

Insulting Person: Your stupid and ugly
You: Yo mama
Confused Insulting Person: That makes no sense
You: It's not supposed to jeez don't you know me by know, if not then how can you insult me in all these ways?

This is also how to burn people

by JaidenceHaven June 23, 2017

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got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.

Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)

by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

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