pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

volcano wank

To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava

I woke up and had a volcano wank yesterday

by Amcgirr February 11, 2025

Polaroid wank

A wank that takes 30 seconds or less.

I've perfected the art of the polaroid wank to a point where it takes less hand-waving to reveal an actual polaroid than to get myself off.

by DjTrololo January 6, 2020

1984 Wank

When the you don't have access to porn so you have to use your imagination to masturbate.

Person 1: 'The battery went on my phone while I was trying to find some porn!'

Person 2: 'Gutted for you'

Person 1: 'It's okay I just had a 1984 wank instead. Takes a bit longer but gets the job done.'

by Phillyfella July 22, 2021

Wank station

A small area dedicated to the upkeep and maintenance of ones manhood

I put a big shift in last night at the wank station really feeling it today

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

Travel Wank

Carrying genitals or sexual
Pleasure toys on the go, prepared impromptu wank on the go.

Travel wanking is a wank on the go.

by Acidbbq March 19, 2022

Wank

Another way of saying jank. Defining something that is senseless, stupid, odd, weird, etc.

3 a.m. school night
*video game noises*

Billy: Man I should really go to sleep my schedule is wank.

Ex. 2

Janette: Did you hear what happened to Patricia?

Michael: No, what happened?
Janette: She fell while cheerleading and the coach yelled at her like a lunatic!
Michael: Really? That shits wank. She shouldn’t be yelling at her.

by Amonymous July 27, 2018