Sam the train man

A guy who very nerdy and likes trains. he is tall a good friend, BUT HE NEVER WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT TRAINS LIKE MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Sam the train man means to dedicate your whole damn life to trains,

Person 1: Yo Sam can you stop talking about trains please?

Sam: no. (insert nerdy train fact here)

by NoahTheShortKid August 4, 2021

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Trucker's Train

A Trucker's Train is either a train loaded down with trailers that are typically hauled by Semi trucks (sometimes known as intermodal transport)

or, three or more male truck drivers having sex in a straight line (dick to butt, dick to butt) with the trucker in the Caboose position of the train being the most dominant and the trucker in the locomotive spot being the least dominant (usually an effeminate twink since the only pleasure he derives is from the anal drilling being administered)

Billy: Hey Chad, if it's not an emergency, I'd wait a while to go into the showers.

Chad: The lady at the counter just called my number, what's up?
Billy: Mark, Frank, Dom, and John all decided to run a Trucker's Train in there out of the blue.

Chad: Damn those guys! I hope none of them fart afterwards, I don't want to slip and bust my head open.

by Powr Botm 217 August 5, 2021

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Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.

Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.

by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021

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Dodging the train

Dodging the train is a sex act in where one person inserts a can of beer into ones butthole and someone else opens it and tries to drink all of it before the person pushes it out

Last night my wife and I tried dodging the train, she didn’t do very well at it.

by Thekinkmaster September 21, 2021

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