Romancing the chicken

When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.

Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?

by timmyhidthebodies June 5, 2017

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Chicken Crispers

When Clay and Hayden feed each other dinner in bed at the end of a long day.
"Is that a Chicken Crisper or you just happy to see me."

I'm so ready for my chicken crispers with my boo later.

by Trinity of Chili's February 8, 2020

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Smelt chicken

A belligerent, self-important scumbag who is overcooked and underserved.

That woman Jessica Aguiar from Baldwin NY is a smelt chicken

by Secb April 3, 2023

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chicken in a can

A colloquial euphemism for a cock in the ass.

My gay uncle likes chicken in a can!

by Badger poker March 3, 2019

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Chicken fucker

A guy usually with a last name that starts with E That fucks chickens while his friends and family think its a joke

Wow percy englis is a total chicken fucker.

by Crazylady337 October 23, 2017

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Why in the world would you search up for the definition for chicken nuggets? Why am I making a definition for it? I DON´T KNOW!!!! Here, definition for chicken nuggets: A food made of processed ground chicken that´s usually meant for eating. NOW STOP READING THIS.

Person 1: Hey want some cHicKeN nUgGEtS wiTh sOme Sweet aNd sOuR sAuCe?

Person 2: Screw you

by IAmUnknownWhatsWrongWithThat March 18, 2021

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