I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.

Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"

by Sea Bunny taped to a keyboard April 30, 2025

Just have to

I literally don't.

Hym "I really don't 'just have to' do anything. I 'have to' is 'be paid.' That's the only thing I 'have to do.' Or be given some kind of conformation that I'm not going to be paid so I can hurry stab up a kid and kill myself. I really don't 'have to' do anything beyond that because nothing outside of that paradigm matters."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2024

Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.

He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

by Ashfires September 6, 2025

just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.

Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...

by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma, fricking come here

Absolute brain rot cringe.

my favorite song! sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma, fricking come here

by Tv February 29, 2024

Just A Friend

Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend. You’ll find a fella tongue kissin’ your girl in the mouth if she says that.

“Are you with anyone?”

“Oh, I have just a friend.”

by WHITE2570 September 21, 2023

just stop oil

people who disturb the peace, vandalize and glue themselves to paintings just because they hate oil

person 1: look at them over there, they are throwing orange paint on the mona lisa and gluing themselves to the wall!
person 2: typical Just Stop Oil activists...

by mxrgannnnn13 August 2, 2024