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Turtle Mode

When ur baked & ur eyes are so small like a turtle coming out of its shell
F: Bro, I am so baked...
G: Yeah, Turtle Mode Braaaah
by yokai D May 8, 2018
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Turtles

something the vsco girls need you to save. go buy a metal straws instead of plastic ones.
Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!
by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019
mugGet the Turtlesmug.

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!
Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.
by Kriskiki April 7, 2023
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turtle bobbing

When your poop keeps coming in and out like a turtle Bobbing
Trent let me go to the restroom I'm turtle bobbing
by Mcsavage02 July 14, 2016
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Meow-Turtle

A turtle with a cat tail and face.
One of the most beautiful creations and a fun word to say
Yo did you see that meow-turtle drawing is so cute.
by Rawr 😌 November 10, 2021
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Turtle

CUTE ANIMAL (and might bite ur fingers off)
Me: IM A TURTLE
Friend: NO UR NOT
by PoopyLife101 October 25, 2019
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turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex
brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"
by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
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