Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021

Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them

vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Golden dog

Very shiny

Cute Golden dog

by SENIR MAN GUYY October 4, 2020

golden keg

a very attractive girl that enters a beer store, usually during summer months, usually between the ages of 19-26....

hey guys, you just missed the golden keg of the year, she was 3x golden! nothin will beat that keg!

by steve-o-heeser July 21, 2010

golden waffel

WHen a girl says she is squirting but she is really peeing.

Your girlfriend totally did a golden waffel me last night!

by Joe low August 24, 2017

Golden

A way to say “painful sex”

I had golden with my girlfriend.
I had golden with my boyfriend.

by icl pmo sybau September 6, 2025

Golden Eagles

A pay to win currency in the MMO Warthunder that people spend their life savings on.

person 1: I just bought another 10,000 Golden Eagles
person 1's wife: I want a divorce

by Napalm_nugget May 1, 2023