Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.
by Becca 79 November 20, 2020

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.
Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017

A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.
by DUk369 February 14, 2012

The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.
amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"
by manduhmanduh October 11, 2008

The Burning Anvil is similar to Hammer 'n Anvil but is specific to anal sex. The term is most often associated with a British homosexual male roughly penetrating (usually without consent) a heterosexual male that they have targeted for victimization.
If you aren't careful when laying down in the wheat field, Dan will sneak up on you and you will be the victim of a burning anvil attack. For the sake of your anal virginity don't lay around in the field.
by Cum Goblins July 3, 2021
