I Have Two Cocks

A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.

First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.

"I Have Two Cocks"

Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks

by Moocowsy July 2, 2009

One for the stink and two for the pink

the act of inserting one finger into a girl's ass (the stink) and two into a girl's pussy (the pink)

One for the stink and two for the pink

by Hmmmm May 12, 2004

Two Puff Mc Gruff

Someone in a smoke circle who will hit a joint or pipe multiple times before passing it along

Are you going to finish the whole joint yourself, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

Who the fuck do you think you are, Two Puff Mc Gruff?

by Old man withers September 3, 2005

Two faced bigot

One who supports building a wall on the southern border yet celebrates cinco de mayo

You're a two faced bigot

by Sugarcoatnothing May 7, 2017

Goody two shoes

Goody two shoes is a person (mostly girls) that suck up to teachers to do better. This is cousins to the TEACHERS PET

That goody two shoes is such a suck up

by Nemo Shaquille July 28, 2020

Texas two step

When you put peanut butter on your asshole, taint, and balls and have her dog lick it off vigorously while you are balls deep in her honey pot

Goddamn; lisa and her dog baxter gave me the best texas two step I ever had

by Hammyboi69 November 15, 2019

two popes ago

various long time ago

Yo I haven't seen Haley since like two popes ago.

by ConchaPouser November 3, 2013