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Tom

A fucking sexy god that has a dick 12 inches+ simply looking at him will make you blind from the pure godliness
Tom
by Hfjdksjdhdisi November 27, 2021
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Tom Cruise

Doesn't Exist
Tom Cruise Doesn't Exist so you can't use him in a sentence.
by Urban TDog February 7, 2023
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Tom

Tom: mm mother
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Tom

Is more godly than Aidan, no-one is more godly
Tom is a god
by Tommyboi715 November 25, 2020
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Tom Girardi

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home
Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom Girardi
by jays_the_bae November 22, 2021
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Tiny tom

Tiny tom and his annual report to the playground as he is a big tough guy. For example you're tuff dude yang big tough guy beating up girls. Understand this what's pathetic is not the length of your penis although the very stench of scrotum balloon sacks as in Microsoft tiny tom penis and his bean bags that he has pissed on since the beginning of his existence. Tiny tiny tiny tom if I were to hold my index finger exactly half of an inch above my thumb and say I trust you this much that'd be trusting tiny tom a bit to much for satisfactory it is okay to be you just think about the lifestyle of being a big tuff guy. It is not okay to make yourself hit a woman take the punches if you like it be superman if you don't you don't have to spit on a woman and dump coffee on her either that's foul as well as lame only tiny man syndrome men with micro punishment of the extra belly button do such things like that.
What's that pathetic excuse of a ride it doesn't even satisfy my needs.tiny tom
by Lifecheats I dont July 24, 2023
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Tom Holland

A wholesome human being who has a large loyal fanbase. Doesn't know how to say Croissant properly, says it like "quackson". Is Peter Parker in the most recent Spiderman movies. Has incredible chemistry with his co star and long time best friend Zendaya. He has been reportedly been dating Zendaya since September 2021 when they got papped kissing at a red light in one of their cars. Tom Holland has also been in Avengers movies and the film Cherry where he shaved his head for the role.
Tom Holland was seen at the set for Spiderman: No Way Home last Thursday
by thecherryontop77 May 23, 2023
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