Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Tip-maxing

Tip-maxing is a form of self-pleasure sometimes performed by men who wish to isolate their feelings of arousal to the tip of their penis. It is performed by rubbing a thumb over the meatus for a prolonged period of time.

Have you tried tip-maxing? I've heard it feels great!

by ItsMeWillyT May 27, 2024

Max

Max is one of the most amazing guys in the world he’s been through a lot and takes his anger out on other people but feel awful for it he tends to have blond wavy hair and a cute little pudgy belly and no matter what he does wrong or right you will never stop falling more and more in love with him everyday

I got me a fine ass max

by Meattofoot July 6, 2018

Max

Max is a person who pretends to want a relationship to feed their ego, comes and goes, and is not genuinely invested in a long-term commitment is often described as engaging in "breadcrumbing," or exhibiting narcissistic traits. Breadcrumbing involves giving small bits of attention and affection intermittently to keep someone interested without committing to a serious relationship, often for the purpose of ego validation or manipulation. Narcissistic traits include a strong need for attention, admiration, and a lack of empathy, which can manifest in behaviors like breadcrumbing and emotional manipulation.

Max is the kind of person who frequently hides his true identity by changing his name, putting on a false persona, and manipulating others’ emotions to feed his ego.

by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025

Max Gonzalez

He thinks he has a big cock, but he has a micro penis and poops himself.

''That guy is such a Max Gonzalez''

by jeffbozos95 December 15, 2021

Max

He has a very horny family member, every one wants to smash that person

Hey Max can i smash your sister?

by Regfer Zroei November 22, 2021

Max

Max is a cool guy. He's funny, intelligent, cute and always in style.
Max always listens to you but isn't that confident - so comfort him!
He'd be a great person to love

Uh, so much is happening at the moment! I definitely have to talk to Max.

by Lilibuuh January 6, 2017