hey its a dad joke123
by WORD123456789WORD April 04, 2022
An informal and affectionate term for a car owner that identifies as male and believes that his cars are his children. While all car owners may never think of their cars as their children, "car dads" are an entirely different breed. They're typically older, single, males that were never able to find someone willing to bear their children. Their female identifying counterpart is the "dog mom" ,
I'm a car dad. My cars are my children. My Mercedes is my daughter Christine, and my BMW is my daughter Emily.
by Mr Thriller February 15, 2024
by Daddybeater1234 March 14, 2017
by Thatssmattmubch October 04, 2023
Ellie’s dad is someone that never botheres with his kids . He’s obsessed with spending money at the Casino and shoving his head down the shower plug to pull out any hairs that could of been stuck up his arse . He is the type of person who will only send you a birthday card when your dead and has never returned since he went to buy the milk dad of the year !!
“Ellie’s dad
Dad's law is the right of the father to turn the bed room of his first born in to a dad's pad or man cave E.G a games room , bar sports room , small cinama or pool room .
Him: The eldist has gone to uni time to sort the dad pad.
Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬
Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬
by Tippedthread1 August 15, 2024