SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear

Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them

by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024

socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 1, 2011

Pink Sock

When you have so much and hard anal sex that your rectum falls out resembling a pink sock.

Hitler- This Anal sex is better than killing Jews
Eva- Fuck me harder and faster you failed art student.

Hitler- Okay!
Hitler- “hits it harder and faster”
Eva- Ouches

Hitler- OMFG YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND TASTY RECTUM HAS JUST FALLEN OUT!!
Eva- WHAT?!?!
Hitler- It looks like a “Pink Sock”! I would love to slip my little Hitler tootsies in that “Pink Sock”
Eva- We should probably just kill ourselves!
Hitler- Okay, but let me slip my little Hitler tootsies in your “Pink Sock” of a rectum!

by ogpigolet June 2, 2023

The sock

a cum sock or the shit sock either or. piss sock as well

did you hear that greg's mom found "the sock"

by your mature helper April 6, 2022

Sock filler

Typical loser, shifty looking with a narrow neck.At home masturbating into his socks cos he’s too bone idle to go to the toilet for bog roll

‘Hey why’s Dave not in the pub tonight’ ? ‘He’s sick of getting blown out mate, he’s at home dragging one off to Love Island the sock filler’

by Johnb34 February 10, 2023

pp sock

the pp sock is a *special* sock that is specially reserved for fun and filled with R E D A C T E D

Person 1: ayo why the fuck you have a pp sock?
Person 2: shhhh my mom might hear

by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

Slop Socking

Slop socking is the action of sticking one’s tongue in a hole ripped into another person’s shoe.

ex. 1
“bro i tried slop socking this girl and it turns out she didn’t even have a foot fetish!”
ex. 2
“bro what’s wrong??”
“dude someone just gave me a mad slop socking”
“aw man that’s awful”

by randompseudonym2007 May 8, 2024