Ulladulla Snot Pocket

When a man takes their woman on a weekend away to Ulladulla, gets her to spread her legs while touching her toes then he blows a bush hanky into her pussy and fucks it.
Our weekend away was looking pretty bleak until he gave me an Ulladulla Snot Pocket.
by MushyPeasinaPod January 27, 2018
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hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.
After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.
by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016
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Hitler Hot Pocket

A technique used in sexual intercourse, where the man shits in the girls vagina while fapping the girl. The man then turns the women on which makes her cum, and creates a mixture between shit and semen. The boy then licks the new mixture while the women moans out nazi propreganda songs and does a hitler salute. The man proceeds to spit out the mixture all over the women while the women moans out anti seismatic statements.
A absoloutely destroyed her last night while doing the Hitler Hot Pocket
by meatbeater6969 January 7, 2022
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peruvian lean pocket

shitting in ones hands and then using the shit as lube for inserting a dildo in your own ass
the peruvian sheep herder had to go to the hospital after the tube of sheep antibiotic got stuck in his ass after giving himself a peruvian lean pocket

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by walkingraven September 8, 2009
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Oklahomo Hot Pocket

Shit in a guys ass crack and use it as lubricant
So jeff you wanna do an oklahomo hot pocket tonight?
by stefan janoskis August 23, 2009
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hot pocket

The act of lining your mouth with cellophane and having someone shit in it.
I heard Jason got a big hot pocket from his girlfriend yesterday.
by Retardfogle February 24, 2009
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Hot Pocket

The act of blowing warm moist air into a women's pussy.
When my girlfriend was getting a lap dance, that stripper blew right through here panty's and gave her a Hot Pocket. Nice.......
by soruwm June 14, 2011
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