Slap your pickle friend

Do you have a friend that likes, wait no, LOVES pickles? If you do, do you want to slap them? Yes? I thought so.

That’s why, on the penultimate Tuesday of March, SLAP THEM. Why? BECAUSE IT’S NATIONAL SLAP YOUR PICKLE FRIEND DAY!

Pickle friend: Owwww! What was that for?!
You: It was for liking pickles so much! It’s national “Slap your pickle friend day” today! And you can’t get me back! Eveerrr. Bye bye!
Pickle friend: Yeh, I get that, but it still REALLY HURTS.
You: What can I say, I’m strong!

by Kermit your mum March 22, 2022

Pickle Smoker

A gay man, or any person who will suck a man's penis.

You know that guy is a Pickle Smoker!

by Wet floor March 25, 2017

Fried Pickle

a sunburnt penis

Yewouch I slapped my fried pickle

by McShlammer July 5, 2023

turn the pickle over

Usually expressed for the such cancerous TV Show Rick and Morty, that not even myself doesnt understand it beacause i dont have a high enough IQ

Rick: Psst, turn the pickle over!

Morty: *flips the pickle*
Rick: Turn myself into a pickle Mortyyy!!!

by iVictory December 23, 2017

Pickle Pocketing

Reverse pick pocketing, traditionally the act of putting a pickle in someones pocket but now refers to sneaking anything into someone’s pocket without them noticing.

“Dude someone pickle pocketed me with a cactus succulent the other day and I’ve been pulling needles out of my fingers ever since.” “Dude no way! I’m totally doing that the next time I’m out Pickle Pocketing!”

by Inverse metamorphosis January 28, 2022

Pickle Baller

An overweight weekend sports warrior that only plays games where the tools of the sport can be used right after the game for sex play.

That Gillygut Pickle Baller really knows how to transition from Great Ball Play, to Dominatrix style sex fun

by Chilifart August 13, 2023

Pickle Pete

An extremely muscular gigachad who runs a youtube channel

“yo did you see that new Pickle Pete upload?”
“Yeah, I can’t wait until part 3!”

by lettuceman21 April 13, 2022