Comb-Over Kid

A boy who, typically, combes over his hair to one side with gel. The more official term for a male "plastic".

Girl: God, those plastics are annoying.
Boy: You think that's bad? I can't get over the fact they have a male version; the comb-over kids.

by hen_bee January 13, 2010

Selective Over-Compulsive Disorder

The state of being obsessed with details for things that don't matter, while, at the same time, not caring about things which actually matter.

You: "I just spent 6 hours organizing my crayon box in alphabetical order."

Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".

You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."

by De mirandis homo August 20, 2012

Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.

Moons over my hammy and chill?

by Asheanra Calvin-Beasley-Moritz May 10, 2016

ITS OVER

ITS OVER WHEN I GET TO HIGHSCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM PULLING ALL THE SHORTIES.

Me:Hey Michael what do you think will happen after go to high school

Michael: ITS OVER WHEN I GET TO HIGHSCHOOL IM PULLING ALL THE SHORTIES!!!!!!!!!!!

by Dustbucket1 May 6, 2022

Fold your snot box over

What you tell a person when you are going to punch them in the nose

If you dont cut the shit and get out of my face, I am going to punch you and fold your snot box over.

by dalejr237 February 24, 2009

hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.

Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.

by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012

Roll Over

A cat in heat that rolls over and demands you make her pregnant.

Nikita (the cat) rolled over quickly and started meowing, she had performed a Roll Over.

by Catman72 July 14, 2007