Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age

by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 27, 2022

burn

Burn is a British slang term for a cigarette

"Crash me a burn?" - Can I have a cigarette

by TSM_Myth_ March 24, 2021

To Burn Steam

To smoke marijuana.

in a gay chat all Hey guys, I’m not gay; I’m just here to burn steam.

by TucsonDaddy May 9, 2021

burning kids

jerking off into a candle (your sperm is a kid) (a candle has fire)

yo at our sleepover jeremy got dared to burn his kids. he was burning kids.

by definition man with definition October 13, 2019

Lui Burns

Mike Wazowski off a perc

My friend was acting like a Lui Burns

by zehhp July 22, 2021

Greedy burns

When the pizza is just out of the oven or the chicken is just out of the fryer and you can't wait so you stuff it in your greedy mouth and burn all the inside of it.

I'm so hungry I'll take the greedy burns just to get it in me quicker

by Moonstick July 16, 2022

Burning of the books

After a long hard school year of wanting to beat the shit out of your fellow classmates and fuck the female students and teachers you get to relax at night after the last day of school at a nice bonfire where you burn all your school books along with the hatred memories with a couple of friends obviously no black lives matter activists aloud and have fun

Hey can De'Andre come to burning of the books? "Does he support black lives matter?" Yes.... "Then no" but he plays Pokemon go "fuck it he can come"

by Old toilet seat July 17, 2016