Fake friend

Someone that says they are your friend but then stabs you in the back with a cold knife and twists it

Elena and kyleigh are such fake friends

by Coffeefan_1 June 27, 2017

Coat Fake

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.

Ben, that was a nice coat fake you did last monday.

by Comas Yada December 11, 2008

Fake honesty

"Fake honesty" is a way of answering a question honestly and politely but not necessarily answering the question.

Person A: Does this dress make me look fat?

Person B: It makes you look sparkly.

Person A: ... Stop using fake honesty.

by Skater G October 17, 2023

Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019

Fake

some one who either talks behind someone’s back and then act all buddy-buddy in there face .

LILLY:Becky called you a bitch yesterday when you were gone..
Sarah : OMG SHES SO FAKE

by dessypooh June 21, 2020

Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

fake depression.

people in mostly middle/high school who think they are depressed for no reason even though they weren't diagnosed with it if your just sad its not depression depression is when you have to take pills so stop acting sad a lot of people think this cause in movies they do sad stuff and then they do it because it makes them depressed

james:One time i saw some girl on Instagram talking about how sad she is she has fake depression.

jack:what a idiot

by my sister is fake depressed November 20, 2020