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National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day 

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October 16th, I now declare, be national appreciate your girlfriend day, this goes out to my girlfriend, she's the reason I came up with this.
"Today is October 16th, National Appreciate Your Girlfriend Day, I must go and show my girlfriend some appreciation for always being there for me!" Billy thought to himself.
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National Punch Short People Day 

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The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"
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National New Friends Day 

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national holiday celebrating making new friends
me: hey, it's october 19th!
person: what's that?
me: national new friends day!
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National give a guy your left sock day 

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It is on December 3rd it’s when you give a guy your left sock that you are wearing
On National give a guy your left sock day you you give a guy your left sock
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National Punch Medium People Day

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Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".

(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
Oh boy! I can't wait for National Punch Medium People Day!
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national murder your small friends day 

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October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.
Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔
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