you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"
by The Muffinator January 27, 2007
Dude 1: Oh man, that chick has massive, nasty muffin top
Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!
Dude 2: No man, muffin top is in the back, that is a muffin gut with a side of shirt fail!
by theqaking2 October 11, 2013
When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.
by Top muffin topper December 03, 2019
Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
by Johnny_Z3R0 March 15, 2011
dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.
Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS
by hermitdoodle909 May 06, 2020
Someone who likes to pick up men/women whose attire causes the target to have a muffin top. Can find a Muffin Whaler at places such as the mall, bars, music festivals, etc.
Buddy was talking about this "thick chick" he picked up the other day, but she was way past being thick. Dude is a total Muffin Whaler!
by MoistSponge April 11, 2020
by Leriks1296 March 02, 2018