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i think i just shit myself hard

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard
by some stupid guy September 5, 2023
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Just a story

Hi, my name is Tasha. And my bullies r Mina, lizzy, and Davielle. I was in school and I was late. They saw me and giggled. And forcefully made one of the students beside them point at me. The teacher saw, and polity asked me to sit down. So I sat, and waited patiently to get the supplies for the class.. Mina tried to push me out the chair. But I kept scooting from her. But sadly I forgot there was another mean person behind me named Lana. And she cut the back of my hair...
This is just a story . But stop bullying, it could help the world become a little better than what it is now
by Ali Wonderland_! April 1, 2022
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Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
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i just like gaslightinf u

i am a gay pedophelic man who is also a child molester
owen said, "i just like gaslightinf u"
and to that remark, eva replied with shock, "how dare you! cancelled!"
by ilovevanessa123 May 17, 2022
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You just burnt the/da toffee

Dawm this chick is O.Ding on you. I think "you just burnt the/da toffee" mate.
by Wellned September 23, 2012
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