A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service
by jantele February 02, 2021
It's only a cigarette
It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad...
by David Broke September 12, 2022
When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 03, 2023
A misspelling of a clause used to anger fans of the show Miraculous Ladybug because the main character (Marinette Dupain-Cheng) is 'just a friend' to the pissy uwu sadboy Love Interest of the show (Adrien Agreste) in the first episode, and also the main reason why most of the fanbase say that he's blind
Adrien: Marinette? She's just a frined
Miraculous Ladybug fandom: GET AN EYE CHECKUP YOU BLIND BOY!
People who got friendzoned but were used as an Item: Wait, you're actually friends?
Miraculous Ladybug fandom: GET AN EYE CHECKUP YOU BLIND BOY!
People who got friendzoned but were used as an Item: Wait, you're actually friends?
by kuu-asaur September 28, 2021
Just MarketingZ is literally the best person to spend your Saturday with.
This person is also known to be fun, engaging and thrilling.
Those who are willing to spend time with this person, get ready to be a part of one of the best events of your college
This person is also known to be fun, engaging and thrilling.
Those who are willing to spend time with this person, get ready to be a part of one of the best events of your college
by Sgsjshd November 25, 2021
Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 08, 2022
by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 25, 2021