jake

Used in the some parts of the East Coast of Scotland to describe ugly women. Derivative of "jaikit" which means ugly.

Whit were ye doing with that fat jake ? Did ye pump her?

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Jake

Turd. Shit. Dookie. Excrement from anus.

I gotta take a jake

by Chadsmom9881 November 23, 2016

Jake

Jake a really ugly boy who grows up to be a plumber

That jake is ugly

by Yo dada dada December 20, 2016

jake

A Stupid, Dumb Shit that is so small has no life or friends he has a tiny penis(Male Genital) Thx

Jake is a FUCKWIT

by AFJJLR January 8, 2017

Jake

An odd guy, usually gay and loves listening to hippie music! He's a very unusual guy...

Jake is a really weird guy.

by _unreliable_ July 16, 2017

Jake

Greatest person you'll ever meet, always as your back. I have a friend named Jake and he changed my life

Jake is my best friend!

by y44 June 14, 2018

Jake

Great in bed, the best guy you will ever meet. So sweet. Nice, and always there for you. Has a great personality and body. Jake is loyal, and knows how to treat a girl and will defend you. Anyone would be lucky to have a jake as a boyfriend

Girl 1: omg he has to be a jake, I want him so bad
Girl 2: he is a jake, but he is dating that Taylor girl.

Girl 1: I need a jake like that
*Taylor and Jake walk up to each other and jake picks her up and they kiss*
Girl 1: I want that some day, I will find my jake

by Jake is my dad June 28, 2018