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Jake Debord

The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.
Damn, that Jake Debord kid is the coolest cat on the block.
by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017
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Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson
by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a lovely boy he treats girls like a queen and is very affectionate . He loves sports and is dream is to be a football player . He’s smart , strong ,caring and handsome. He has a big dick 🤣 and all he wants is a girl to treat him right . But he does take long to reply to ur messages but this boy is out of this world .
Wow Omgg is that Jake sheesh
by Secret babezz 123 July 7, 2021
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Jake

The hottest most sexiest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s a drug dealer who likes stalking girls and flirting with teacher
Teacher: Hey Jake can I have a kiss
Jake: Yeah you look sexy
by 10,000? September 2, 2022
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jakes

ayo, jakes at the door. hide the bud.

fuck 12. watch out for the jakes.
by Bra55Flam1ngo February 4, 2022
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Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.
I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.
by LugNutz June 2, 2023
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by tyuolplk December 11, 2019
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