just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020
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ain’t got it boss

Frank: “Vance, you got last weeks scanned out stolen?”

Vance: “ain’t got it boss”
by Unhypnotize July 01, 2021
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im always on that girls mind
asin that girl cant stop spreading rumors about me cause i got condos in that bitch head
by blackgirlnextdoor June 19, 2023
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River got me

River got me
by RiverGotMe June 11, 2020
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got purpled

The act of engaging in mouth activity in whatever context you wish it to be applied to
I got purpled with my ice cream.
by Big playa February 29, 2024
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I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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