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Facebook Warcry

The irritated sound you make when you have been annoyed by all of the 'Urban Dictionary word of the day' words that regard Facebook.
Man1: I was checking the 'Urban Dictionary word of the day' and let out the loudest Facebook Warcry when I saw that the word was related to Facebook.
Man2: Yeah, I do that all the time.
by MasterofEcru February 21, 2011
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Facebook retouching

the act of untagging oneself from unflattering or incriminating photos in order to maintain an a more attractive virtual persona
Girl: Are you looking at Kelly's album from the party last night?
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!
by Andy Macintyre June 28, 2011
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Facebook Weed

Someone that will post, like, and comment in all the wrong places. They will never stop posting irrelevant shit that no one actually gives half a fuck about.

These types people are annoying to most of Facebook.
They demonstrate autism proficiently on a regular basis.

Their disease usually stems from a desire to be noticed and commended by others.
Person 1: Did you see Jerry posting all of those 'Like for a Like', 'Like for a rate' and 'Like for a tbh' last night?

Person 2: Yea, fucking attention seeking facebook weed
by DJCitrix February 24, 2013
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Facebook drunk

Saying/doing things on Facebook that you usually wouldn't do in person.
Last night, Josh was Facebook drunk and asked me out, and I'm like, fucking grow a pair.
by NikkiSparks September 22, 2011
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facebook superstar

when someone posts more than 20 times a day and all of them are not stupid.
Josh: this dude must have a real interesting life he posts all day and everything he says is interesting
Steffen: wow that dude is a facebook superstar
by mcstuffin March 4, 2011
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Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.
That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.
by justincolt May 4, 2011
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Facebook Facade

The happy bullshit you post publicly to maintain your own damn sanity.
Girl: "I see things are great in your life!"

Guy: "Nah, lost my job, got a DUI and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend's car, but can't let the world think I'm a loser... Gotta keep up the Facebook Facade!"
by This2ShallPass December 10, 2014
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