Ethan Fallon

a person/pornstar very similar to minecraft steave and can obliterate anything in seconds, overall 8.9/10 (too much water)

Did you hear "Ethan Fallon" is bussin bussin fr skibidi toilet

by The Cock Snatcher January 14, 2024

Ethan Alexander

An amazing cute guy who will love you and care for you but also get tired of you really quick. He will be kind to you but later break your heart but it’s all worth it.

Ethan Alexander is so cute

by He.used.to.call.me.baby. April 22, 2020

Ethan

the hottest mf alive.

Ethan is so damn hot

by bigdickmf3647 July 23, 2021

Ethan

He's a real textbook geeky nerd but hes pretty funny and super chill.

"U got 100%, wow you're such an ethan."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

Ethan

a person with a dick longer than drake and smashes more mums a day then days in a year and everyone likes him

i got railed by ethan and i loved it

by ethan the g July 17, 2024

Ethan

The type of guy who could have a girl feeling his bicep but not pick up her signals.

Man you see that, he is such a Ethan

by saxon24 December 9, 2021

ETHAN

Ethan is smart, funny, and naturally laid-back. He’s friendly but only truly opens up to a small, trusted group or people who share his interests. Strong both mentally and physically, he carries himself with quiet confidence and tends to connect with older girls because of his mature mindset. However, he’s still learning to set boundaries—he has gotten in girl trouble in the past; he’s just being friendly, but sometimes girls take it the wrong way and think he’s interested and he is wrongly accused of talking to more than one at a time. Family means a lot to him, and he holds himself and others to high standards. When life gets tough, he turns to music and prefers to process things alone before talking to someone he trusts. A true foodie, he enjoys high-quality meals and loves to travel for sports, trends, or music.

Get you an Ethan if you don’t wanna be chased by someone thirsty. Ethan has a lot of options.

by TakiraTheOne March 19, 2025