Dirty Johanna

When you insert carrots in both of your girlfriend's ears naked so she looks like a ginger and then throw her of a bridge.

Bro, I did the Dirty Johanna with my girlfriend last night.

by WormsAreCool July 6, 2021

Dirty Angelina

The hot girl who lives next door. you wanna fuck her, well she will probably fuck you. Dirty Angelina will do anything as long as she’s the center of attention in the bed room. She plays dirty, spank her, tie her up, choke her, etc. she just likes her sex rough and hard

friend one: holy fuck look at dirty angelina i wanna stick this up her ass, wonder if she can take all this

friend two: she’s hot but man i don’t think you can take her

by anonymous July 17, 2021

Dirty Salad Bar

When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.

(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)

"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)

by Meehoobee November 30, 2009

dirty ian

is when you fuck someone in the ear then cum in there nose

dude that guy dick so small he could dirty ian a girl

by burrito not taco September 22, 2020

dirty afghani

When you are fucking a girl in the ass just after she's had a poo and afterwards you take your dick covered in poop and give the girl a "poop unibrow".

I was fucking a girl in the ass, right. She must have had the biggest shit ever just before we did it and she didn't tell me. To get that sloot back I gave her a dirty afghani and then we lived happily ever after.

by BrendanSh June 11, 2006

dirty mike

the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choice on the girl's vagina and then a bun and eats her out.

"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend."

by courtchandler August 19, 2008

Dirty Comanche

Whilst anally penetrating your partner, pull out and jam the index and middle finger of both hands into their ass. Wipe the poo stained fingers across their cheeks giving them war paint. Then let out a stereotypical American Indian war cry.

I gave a girl a dirty comanche. My war cry was so loud, my roomates thought that the Apache nation was descending on our house.

by Jay Yei January 10, 2006