Clownology

Study of clowns, a term used by adult men that are compensated minimum wage to look like Ronald McDonald at social gatherings to cover up pedophilia and justify the waste their life has become.

I'm studying Clownology. I love kids and the kids will love me. I can make them smile, teach them how to make balloon animals and have them practice on my penis.

by sciflyer.25 August 19, 2014

clownery

Acting a damn fool. Bafoonery, coonery, etc.; often for laughs, sometimes unwittingly at your own expense.

What the hell is all this? These people are taking part in pure clownery.

by poetseed June 24, 2008

Clownophilia

When someone suffers from a severely inappropriate attraction to clowns.

He suffers from clownophilia, lets just say when the circus comes to town the Big Top is not the only tent being pitched.

by IamSummer March 11, 2008

clownbush

An unkept or unruly pubic region. Wildly overgrown like 70's porn stars.

Wow, I really liked that girl but her clownbush was unbearable and thus a dealbreaker.

by Troy s November 10, 2007

Clownflounders

Pubic lice specific to the Clown race

Look at Mr Happy he's scratching like a rat in a scabby mingepipe, I'm fairly sure he's got Clownflounders!

by SirGreg February 5, 2017

clone troopers

Clone troopers were highly-trained soldiers in the Grand Army of the Republic, the armed forces of the Galactic Republic. Bred from the genetic template of the bounty hunter Jango Fett.

Send out a squad of clone troopers to investigate the area.

by Ottocon October 4, 2016

Clownbox

A Tumblr clique that evolved into religion and micro country with the help of the Columbine Vore Cult and TCC community.

"Dude, did you hear the Clownbox raided Onision's server and mailed Dave Cullen dog shit?"

by [ Lumi ] November 30, 2019