by jasmine shelton March 24, 2005

I want to be a Christian
by Italians rule the world August 21, 2019

Alright, I'm a student here. I'm gonna give a serious definition for this godforsaken hellhole. This place is poison. I can't put into words how much trauma and pain I've experienced here. The people are assholes and have no morality or tolerance except for "Jesus is cool and if you don't like him you're gonna die a terrible death and regret being not Christian for the rest of your life". The class program is a joke, with 7th graders only having 5 electives and only getting to choose 2. Every class you take somehow turns into a Bible lecture no matter what subject. Almost all of the people that go here are awful people and only care about "being the best Christian I can be". I'm going to take a minute to say that not ALL of the school is terrible, some teachers have a sense of humor and actually try to educate you on something other than God and Jesus or whatever. I want to say at least some of the kids know what the word 'tolerance' means, but that's a bit of a stretch. This school houses, creates and encourages the stereotype of (white) insane Christians who hurt other people who aren't (white) like minded-Christians. Again, I can't stress enough how intolerant the people here are towards others who have a different faith or lifestyle. This school is just an expensive prison. If you want to use "Plymouth Christian Academy" in a sentence, DON'T. Find a similar word, like "hell" or "pain", or even "death-inducing traumatic prison". Please, I beg of you, stay away.
"Oh yeah, Zoey goes to Plymouth Christian Academy."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
"Oh, that poor girl. I hope she escapes someday."
by @ch7@ July 13, 2023

by GucciGangMember69 August 20, 2019

Christian can either be really sweet boy or an extremely mean one. If he's nice to you, that most likely means he really cares about you. He takes responsibility for his actions (sometimes!) He might also have a difficult time expressing himself but when Hes comfortable with you, he'll talk to you about everything. Even though Christian can be really mean at times, he's a great friend that would hurt to lose.
by gabyy.. January 14, 2023

Christian is the best guy you'll ever meet. he's the most loyal sweetest guy you could ask for. hell always be there for you when you need him. he's every girls dream boyfriend. he's so attractive and freaky. he's the best kisser. he's really really good at sports and hes super smart. you'll be devastated if you ever lose him. he will change your life forever and always make you happy. he has his moments but still will always be there for you and never leave you.
Girl- man I really want a Christian in my life
boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours
boy (named Christian) - I'm right here girl I'm all yours
by urfavgirl<3 December 21, 2024

Total prick thinks es top shit. Bullies the straight life outta everyone in the gc but everyone always comes back to him. Can be nice sometimes but generally will cause severe depression.
by BeanMan3000 January 3, 2022
