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ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007
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Crack head bruce

Crack head bruce is a kind caring incredibly stupid and beautiful loser and is lost without crack head betty in there life you are lucky to know her/him boom she likes to yell at people to get there cold feet off her and she don’t like Gucci or Louie she’s a dollar general type of gal and she loves to pick pocket oh and she absolutely LOVES to kick old people downstairs . Oh and crack head bruce I hope you see this how are you I miss you come back to me
Crack head bruce You’ve been in a coma for 60 years come back to us this is the only way we could reach you. We miss you well your family don’t I do
by Crack_head_betty_101 April 6, 2020
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crack nose monkey

a person so retarded it’s like they do crack
aye simon is acting like a crack nose monkey, you better get him.
by carson_r21 December 22, 2017
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dirty crack head

Someone who sells their own vagina and that of her grandmother's her kids her dogs hole, she will suck cock for £2 and a bag of chips
Watch your things that dirty crack head is looking for someone to rob
by KezaBash November 3, 2020
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spackle my crack

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.
I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.
by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017
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crack shaka laka

when your super high and it like holy fucc
man timmy's dad went crack shaka laka
by raybeez February 10, 2022
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crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.
person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK
by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023
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