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ohio crack snack

A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
by bennypotsmoker April 19, 2007
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crack house chef

Someone who moved to Atlanta from the midwest just to go to culinary school, but failed. Now they live in a crack house in the midwest and talk about hot dogs all day.
What ever happened to your cousin?

oh he's a crack house chef now.

all about that hot dog life.
by MC Busta January 17, 2020
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Giant crack spork

Giant Cooking apparatus used to prep cook and finish a decent amount of ready also known as crinack which is then used to supply there is your friend with frivolous activity based around Matt bordeau fuck now by 7
The friends proceeded to cook up the supply of crinack in their giant crack spork for good luck
by Sus.z.fuq.chuck May 29, 2021
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crack a nut o'clock

when your feeling that sudden need to just crack a nut.
person1: what time is it. person2: IT CRACK A NUT O'CLOCK
by cheesy wet cheese milk May 3, 2023
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mad crack pum

when the 🐱 so good u let her treat u like shit
“u down bad bro she got that mad crack pum, huh?”
yeah man shit’s like heroin 😩”
by bimbo4eva March 5, 2022
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cracked like an egg

to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets
Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.

Sammy: wtf is wrong with you

Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022
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Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022
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