Double Armageddon

An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

Double Humble

When you are forced to lower your difficulty level in guitar hero by two levels. Thus being humbled twice.

I was trying to play a song on expert on guitar hero, but the offbeats and crazy bass pedal bits forced me to take a double humble.

The one bit of that song is tough on expert so I had to go for the double humble and play it on medium.

by warrenpridgeon December 1, 2009

double selfie

The act of taking a selfie including someone also taking another selfie of himself in your picture.

Hey look a double selfie, that guy was also taking a selfie in this selfie photo!

by tommilover April 15, 2014

double-dumpster

The act of defecating inside the confines of a kitchen trash can and then after the act commiting a second relief of the bowels, all within the timespan of 15 minutes.

In an act desperation, Nick ran to the kitchen trashcan to relieve himself of his waste and then when available finished the job in the bathroom, thereby commitng a double-dumpster.

by Doubling June 3, 2017

Double standard

One that feminists never mention is the way that if a guy hits a female, he's no longer human to his own sex (he never really was to opposite sex anyway, because he wasn't one of their own), and no further thought is given to the matter, but if a female stabs a guy she is with at the time with a fork or a knife in the shoulder in his sleep, saying she had a dream that he was a killer (which isn't crazy, it's someone too cowardly to attack an alert person) even the opposite sex defends her and says nobody is perfect (though females already defend themselves regardless of whether guys step in to do it, they have a built in self defense mode all the time), then tries for some reason to make things work (almost like he did something wrong), despite no indication that a relationship like that will last.

You only hear about double standards that feminists will benefit from talking about from feminists themselves.

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021

Double decker

When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.

She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.

by iAM December 14, 2013

Double Dipping

When you have sex with more then one person from the same crew, workplace, clique, gang, posse in a short period of time.

Similar to dipping food twice into a sauce/dip after you have already bit it. Your dealing with more the one fluid in your system. In other words you just got nasty wit 2 or more punany's.

Brahh I've been double dipping... I hooked up with Candie last night, and her friend Jessica last week. And still gonna see em both....Savage!

by Marcus.Jr.J. October 28, 2017