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Swamp donkey

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off
Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today
by The man17 June 11, 2018
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Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them
Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball
by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025
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Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
Yo dude did hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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Donkey Squasage

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.

Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025
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DONKEY

1 from shrek
DONKEY GET OUT OF ME SWAMP
by GabbieStan21 January 23, 2019
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Donkey Dog

A form of Chocolate Hotdog where the last bit of crap fall next to the Bottom of the Toilet Bowl.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.
by Donkeydog1973 September 28, 2023
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Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*
by Cryphippus December 27, 2024
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