Ur Cousin

Another very bad variation of ur mom that is generally used when speaking about incest but can also be used in many other situations.

Warning: using this variation of the common phrase "ur mom" may cause confusion due to it's unpopularity.

John: hey bro, what's up?
Dick: ur cousin

John: what?

by Pika Pika bitch August 5, 2018

Ur mom

Ur mom is a term that is as a joke. They aren't actually trying to a fend your mom so don't let it get to you, it's all in good fun.

Guy#1: What do you call a female camel?
Guy#2: Ur mom!

by Thor,thestrongestavenger March 9, 2022

ur mum

a large, hideous monster.

1- “holy shit, whats that big fat monster?”

2- “what?? where?”

1- “oh. its just ur mum”

by laxatives4life January 22, 2023

Ur mom

She is probably somewhere eating a sandwich.

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom

…

Guy:eating a sandwich

by Daswatshesed February 4, 2022

ur mom

the hottest bitch in the world

friend: what’s on your weekends to do list?
me: ur mom
friend: 🙁

by brynn 🤑 April 4, 2022

ur mom GAY

the comeback that destroys everybody

Person 1: You're as fat as an elephant
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: :(

by nose flute November 11, 2020

Ur gramps made a lamps

if you hear this make sure your gramps still human K?

Oh Tyler your mum big gey Well Your Gramps made a lamps

by ohwhyareyouheretoday May 11, 2018