trump tuxedo

Another word for body bag; what you use to store human remains.

Hey did you hear about Larry? Moron took Donald Trump’s advice after he got coronavirus and drank 2 bottles of bleach to try and cure himself. Now he’s at the morgue wearing a trump tuxedo.

by craptaculus April 24, 2020

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trump slap

When you are repulsed, disenchanted, and exasperated with the level of ignorance a person maintains after calm rational debate and a preponderance of factual evidence ; you just want to give up and slap their senseless ass.

I explained to the young man that if you pour gasoline on a fire it won't go out it will burn even more; he burned down his family home and I trump slapped his ignorant ass when he came over to my house to call the fire department.

by Jenniecolumbia October 30, 2017

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Trump-Face

The smug smirk one gets when: passing gas, suffering from severe indigestion, holding in a massive bong-hit, or is an asshole.

I knew I had to vacate the room once I saw your Trump-Face.

DAMN, You hit that shit so hard it gave you Trump-Face.

I confronted that asshole and all he did was give me Trump-Face!

by nukima11 August 3, 2016

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Donald Trump

The man that digged America's grave. Also the cheese puff that became America's president of 2016. People expected a person that can barely run a buisness (including a few marraiges) to run a country.

Tom: Hello Donald Trump or should I say Mister President *wink*
Truml: Are you mexican?
Tom: No but I'm from Flor-
Trump: DEPORT THUS IMMIGRANT BACK TO MEXICO!
TOM: WAIT I VOTED FOR YOU!
Trump: Never mind bring him back.

by Ecua69 November 29, 2016

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