Doctor’s right

1. The side opposite a person’s actual right side — as seen from a doctor’s perspective during an examination.
2. Used humorously to clarify directions when left and right get confusing.

Doctor’s right to think the opposite

by mondeplumegary October 12, 2025

You’re not right, but you’re not left either

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter

Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”

by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022

right wing dooey

When you roll a nice, clean, small joint with dank weed that really packs a punch

I rolled a right wing dooey before the movie and the three of us were knocked out within 20 minutes!

by bobilton April 4, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

Right

The perfect word to use when talking to someone you don’t want to talk to

Stupid girl: “what do you want to talk about “

You: “right”

by R.I.G.H.T. April 20, 2018

right wingding

Those nuts of a right leaning persuausion which go so FAR right that they almost strip their threads completely from the
bolt. As if the slightest touch or even a vibration might make them lose their grip on reality entirely.

Bob was certainly unusual. He attended Proud Boy meetings and ended up accusing everyone in the room of using the
wrong setting on their hair clippers. He joined Oath Keepers for dinner and complained they did not get there at the time
they promised. Even the most conservative Brit would say "He's a right wingding! He is wound up so tight he's about to
lose his grip!

by You rReal Name January 26, 2021

Right

The opposite of left

Im going to the right

by DislikeMe October 27, 2019