Train

1) World’s greatest and most godly vehicle

2) When a bunch of dudes line up to clap cheeks with a chick

1) Trains are the sex, fan-fucking-tastic machines that the Japanese are obsessed over
2) My boys and I are gonna run a train on the e-girl

by Boeing7779XJet November 12, 2024

Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.

Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."

by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014

Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up their rides with all types of holiday gear and deploys drops across LA County.

Yo FFX called me and they are fucked, call the Turkey Train!!

by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021

Train Crash Syndrome

A gaming term.
Train crash syndrome is a effect where you make a single wrong decision, which throws you off and you end up spiraling downwards, ultimately culminating in you failing whatever it is you're trying to do, be it dying, losing a minigame, or running out of time.
Derived from how a crashing train proceeding gets worse as it goes on, as more cars derails and cause more damage.

Guy 1: Damnit, I got hit
*proceeds to fail level."
Guy 1: Argh! What the hell happened? I was doing so well.
Guy 2: That's just train crash syndrome my dude.

by A regular, ordinary toaster March 24, 2021

spoof train

The Spoof Train is a form of transport, commonly taken by those who talk absolute shite.

"Kieran- you did not do 40 bets since friday, you;re clearly on the Spoof Train"

by Spoof Train Engineer October 9, 2016

empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.

Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.

by QuacksO September 21, 2018

Meth train

A group all snorting a line of meth at the same time as running and opposite to each other to eventually fucking crash into eachother

That fucking meth train hurt man but was fucing wild

by Mc nilson July 31, 2021