holding the long stick

Whoever holds the long stick is undoubtedly gay, if their name is Sean and they hold the long stick their levels of gay increase x100 fold.

Sean is holding the long stick and he can’t let go it is a ride he will stay on his whole life.

by Shernmerstern September 28, 2023

Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.

"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"

by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016

long covididiot

cognitive decline from shitposting covid misinformation despite all contrary evidence when covid kicks your ass!

Hundreds of long covididiots shitposts are on sorryantivaxxer.com

by Conservaxxitive July 8, 2024

long grass

A slang word referring to money

yo dude i ain't have a enough long grass to go out there

by AyMan Dny August 6, 2020

long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.

Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!

by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024

long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021

bryce long

"Bryce Long is a remarkably cool individual with exceptional guitar skills and a mastery of the game BitLife, making him a standout personality in both musical and virtual pursuits."

bryce long is cool ass dude

by MORVAX September 28, 2023