Long Island Green Tea

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.

"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"

by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024

Tea

Tea is an amazing person who is insanely funny and awesome. They always know all the gossip and can make anyone feel better just by talking to them. They have the best sense of humour and on the rare occasions they brush their hair, it looks like a waterfall of molten gold. Tea is awsome

Person 1: Hey!

Tea: Hii

Person 1: :DDDDD

by Hanschans April 6, 2023

Saturn Tea

A circular argument based on a point that on paper is correct. However goes against the traditional logic and spirit of the definition.

"Tea can be made by any method so long as the result is a liquid containing a suspension of a solid, therefore Saturn is tea aka Saturn Tea."

by Κρόνος January 26, 2025

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy December 14, 2008

jana ice tea

the best drink in the world, popular in the balkans

bosnian dude: yo bro, this shit good
croatian dude: of course, it's jana ice tea

by alexismightbegay December 12, 2020

tea cups and bumper cars

to have sex

so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?

by nagode September 15, 2009

Irish tea

When you add Irish cream to a cup of tea instead of milk. Very good when you have a cough.

That's a nasty cough you've got there, have an Irish tea to sooth your throat.

by ernesteddie October 16, 2014