Green Light Frenzy

When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.
Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"

Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"
by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011
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Lighting the Candle

When you're at the crib with your woman and you need to let your homie know that he needs to lay back for a while and stay low.
Don't front bro, I am lighting the candle so you know you gotta stay away until I'm done.
by wolverheel October 30, 2016
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angry light switch

A small penied man unable to do the heli-cockter looking more like an angry light switch.
I can't really do a heli-cockter it comes off looking more like an angry light switch.
by Bazinga92 February 19, 2024
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Racist Light

A more subtle and sometimes subconscious level of racism. A person who is Racist Light won't think their disgust of taking a knee or black lives matter is Racist while chanting Blue Lives Matter but at the same time aren't concerned about the police as a mob of white people crush and attack law enforcement. Same happens with how quick they'll assume someone is a terrorist depending on whether the person is Muslim or a white man with an exploding RV
Those that are Racist Light spent months saying cops should shoot first and ask questions later during the black lives matter riots suddenly went silent as insurgents attacked police in the capital. They even were more upset that an insurgent died while breaking in than a cop who was killed
by evil snarf January 9, 2021
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Light market

The market of selling yourself knowingly, unlike the commonly known dark where identities are stolen.

This refers to clout chasers purposely putting half nude photos then acting as if the world is taking advantage of them, when in fact its themselves.
“Dude you seen this girls onlyfans? “
“Yeah she on on the light market.”
by Johnious Thibious August 2, 2022
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gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.
Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police
by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023
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Electric Light Orchestra

Some hairy Brummies playing around with various instruments.
My favourite band is Electric Light Orchestra!
by WaysideWorks October 22, 2018
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