The most confusing person you'll ever meet, calls everybody including his own parents a "Bot" but constantly do the most lamest shit, assumes for absolutely no reason, has extremely bad skin to the point where its hard for him to put on lotion, say or do unnecessary things for no reason and thinks it's funny.
Christian is a bot
by Karen 2.0 November 22, 2021
Get the Christianmug. by Rxking91 February 9, 2018
Get the The Christian Combomug. Like Christian Keyes and Eva Marcille, the celebrity couple who keeps it popping! #Eva and Christian
by Chazard04 December 9, 2024
Get the Eva and Christianmug. Most (C)onfident.
Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
Most (I)ntelligent.
The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.
The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
Most (A)ttractive.
A (N)aughty one.
Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
Most (I)ntelligent.
The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.
The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
Most (A)ttractive.
A (N)aughty one.
If u got the chance to catch a Christian, don‘t make the mistake to wait. If u can‘t trust his perfect being cuz he‘s too perfect, you weren‘t good enough for a Christian and he‘ll leave you
by BlessedMaria November 22, 2021
Get the Christianmug. christian is a very ugly guy whoo everyone hates so much he very fat and ugly very ugly if you every meet a Christian run because he's ugly and thinks he's funny
by Christianisaloser November 6, 2020
Get the Christianmug. Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2024
Get the The Christian Persecution Complexmug. Christian. The absolute best friend you could ever have. People often take him for granted. Hes amazing with his perfect brown eyes and blonde hair. You sometimes wish he could be all yours. Its impossible not to love him. He is extremely funny and really sarcastic but is always gonna be there when your in need. Hes like your Hunan diary. When ever he holds you the whole world stops and you finally feel safe and calm. Hes just so perfect. Christian and Briea are often the most cutest together. If you ever meet a Christian. Never let him go.
Friend: Did u just see how sweet that guy is
Me: yea thats my friend Christian
Friend: lucky you i want to be his friend to
If your reading this Christian i love you
Me: yea thats my friend Christian
Friend: lucky you i want to be his friend to
If your reading this Christian i love you
by beautiful girl8920 October 10, 2016
Get the Christianmug.