Super Straight

A sexuality that started as a joke to stop people from verbally assaulting men and calling them transphobic even though they aren’t

Used to show people double standards

Girl: I’m trans
Boy: sorry, I’m Super Straight, I’m not into trans people. Still respect you though!

by SunsetSketcher March 5, 2021

gay and straight alliance

In high school, the curricular activity in which involves gay and straight people to get together and befriend one another. In real life, an after school class to smoke pot.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard about the gay and straight alliance group?

Person 2: Yeah, I go there and poof a lil.

by WouldntYouLoveToKnow August 17, 2006

Super straight

N*zis literally N*zis the word super straight is hinting to ss(schutzstaffel) and the whole thing came from a neonazi Reddit post

Dude: hey I’m transphobic and a n*zi so I’m super straight

Me: block

by Claire256 March 8, 2021

Simpatico Straight

A simpatico straight is someone who isn't gay or lesbian by orientation, but see's no need to be a homophobe about other humans

Fat Bitch: Fag
Non-gay dude: woah, homophobe! actually, I'm a simpatico straight, but I understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. But why would you hate on cool people? Isn't there enough hate in this world?

by Simpatico Straight July 2, 2009

sally straight edge

An above the influence, wimpy, kiss-ass, cookie cutter, annoying or pussy type of person.

david: "Want to hangout with the crew tonight?"

jeff: "Not if you want to party and drink..."

david: "Alright Sally Straight Edge, fuck you"

by tgod911xo January 25, 2011

Super Straight

This is a fake fucking sexuality and is NOT part of the LGBTQ+ community, it’s transphobes trying to make an excuse for it and it is not okay! It’s people claiming that trans women are not women or vice versa and it’s disgusting. You can have a preference but it is NOT a sexuality, stop making a mockery of LGBTQ+ people!!!

A: What’s your sexuality?
B: I’m super straight

A: No you’re fucking not, you’re a transphobe, stfu your opinion isn’t wanted

by 🌸🌼🦋 March 6, 2021

Super Straight

“Super straight” is a fake sexuality founded by a man who didn’t wanna be called transphobic for not wanting to date people of the opposite gender that are also trans. These people will only date the opposite gender if they are cis. So basically if you’re a trans woman and you like a man who says he’s “super straight”, he won’t date you because you’re not cis, and vice versa. People who are “super straight” do not see trans men as real men and do not see trans women as real women. Making them transphobic. They made their own “pride flag” the p**n h*b colors.

If you call yourself “super straight” please know that it’s okay to have a preference. You don’t have to date someone who’s trans if you don’t want to. But, if you say that you don’t see trans women as real women and you don’t see trans men as real men, you’re transphobic. Please stop trying to justify you’re transphobia with a made-up sexuality.

Person #1: Will you date me?
Person #2: No.
Person #1: Why not?
Person #2: Because I’m super straight, and you’re trans.
Person #1: What does super straight mean?
Person #2: It means I don’t see you as a real woman. I only date “real women.”
Person #1: But I am a real woman...

by Rotisserie Chicken Nuggets March 6, 2021